What does it mean if you pretend that you’re pregnant? I’m not sure, but it’s something. It definitely means something.

From an article on ESPN.com:

Dallas Mavericks forward Dirk Nowitzki was informed Friday that his former fiancée, who was recently sentenced to five years in prison for a probation violation in Missouri, is not pregnant as she has maintained for months.

Nowitzki is in South Africa this week as part of the NBA’s Basketball Without Borders program and could not be reached for comment.

But Robert Hart, Nowitzki’s Dallas-based lawyer, said via phone that a pregnancy test given to Crista Taylor which they had sought through a July court order has been confirmed as negative.

“As we suspected from the start, we did not believe that she was pregnant and now that has been confirmed,” Hart said.

The test, ordered July 24 by Dallas family court Associate Judge Randall Grubbs, was administered in Missouri. Hart on Friday received the documentation confirming that Taylor is not pregnant.

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