First time I’ve seen this guy, and even though I don’t know much about soccer, it seems to me that he absolutely blows Ronaldo out of the water with his ability to handle the ball.

Turns out Lynch was a contestant on Britain’s Got Talent back in 2008, [spoilers ahead] advancing to the semi-final with this display:

And Ronaldo, it seems, is known more for what he can do when the ball is on the pitch (Pitch? Am I using that correctly? Pitch?):

Obviously, what would help Lynch’s career is a strategically-framed Vanity Fair cover.

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