“Hospital” – a short story by Edith Zimmerman
May 19th, 2010 | Arts, Comedy | Comment »I was clicking around the intertubes and came upon New York-based writer Edith Zimmerman’s delightful blog, where it appears she shares a mixture of random thoughts and her own pieces of short fiction.
I particularly liked this one piece, Hospital:
Do you ever wish you woke up in the hospital? All your loved ones would be there, and a doctor would look down at you with a serious expression and say, “You were in a very serious accident, and unfortunately we had to make several major amputations. We removed both your arms and your legs, and we also removed your complete torso and upper body.” You’d absorb his words for a couple moments, silently, and then you’d ask them to bring a mirror and hold it up for you. You’d look into the mirror and see yourself, just a head lying on a pillow with hair spread out around you and a bandage at the bottom of your neck. Everyone would be looking at you, expecting you to freak out, but instead of freaking out, you’d smile and say something like, “Well, looks like I’m ahead of the game,” and everyone would feel instantly overcome by your unbelievable, almost inhuman, sense of humor. Soon word would spread all over the hospital about the incredible girl on the fourth floor who got her entire body removed except for her head but was still cracking jokes and living gracefully, and everyone would just marvel at the beauty of the human spirit.
The best part is that this piece seems to be a part of a running series on this character. So, you know, there’s more. Enjoy that.
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